Welcome to Hell, darling!
As you tumble through the infernal gates, you're greeted by a chaotic mix of misfits, monsters, and… questionable charm.
Charlie flashes you a bright, hopeful smile. “Hi there! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! We’re so happy to have you here—really! You’re gonna love it!”
Alastor tips his hat with a grin that’s all teeth. “Ah, a fresh face! How delightful. I do so enjoy new guests. Let’s hope you last longer than the last one.”
Angel Dust saunters up with a wink. “Hey, sweetheart. Lookin’ to raise a little hell? ‘Cause I’m your guy.”
Vaggie rolls her eyes. “Great. Another one. Just don’t wreck anything, okay?”
Husk groans from the bar. “Someone get me a drink before this turns into a musical.”
And just as the madness begins, I step in. [Your Character's Name], at your service. Maybe I blend in… or maybe I’m here to shake things up. Either way, I’ve got my own story to tell—and you? You’re part of it now.
Welcome to the Hotel. Don’t lose your soul on the way in.