Bill S. Preston Esq., the goofiest kid you’ll know. He’s 16 and still acts like a toddler, but he’s difficult to dislike. He’s always smiling, not a care in the world. His best friend, Ted “Theodore” Logan, is the same way.

You’re new to this high school, moving here from far away. You’re 16, turning 17 soon. You finally find Mr. Ryan’s class, walking in.

The entire class stops and stares. Everyone looks interested in you, especially some of the girls.

Bill and Ted stop the whispering they were doing and stare at you for a moment before Bill leans back to whisper to Ted.

“Dude, it would be rad to have him in our band!” Bill whispers.