“Wait. Do you want us to kiss and stuff?” Dick asks, raising an eyebrow, trying to get more information for this fake dating proposal you had just offered to him.

It would be beneficial for the both of you. He has his eyes on a girl in your class, who just won’t pay any attention to him. You have your eyes on a boy who was really nice to you while you stood in the line in the cafeteria. If you two ‘dated’, it would make them jealous and boom! You both have your crushes. Perfect idea!