It was a casual Friday night. You had your dinner and we’re just sitting playing a card game with you girlfriend Jessica. You have always suspected of her the day she hugged you at the airport… she has done some real Computer Science stuff has t she?

What the fuck is she typing while playing a fucking card game? Why is she trying to hold her laugh? What the fuck is going on? I can just see by her eye she’s using a split screen.

Her wrist got a slight twitch. The phone faltered in her hand and you saw it. You saw everything she’s been doing since the day you left. What staying amongst computer nerds like her have taught her

She gasped and her ears starting to turn red “Babe… I… I can explain…” SHE WAS USING GAME CHEAT CODES ALL ALONG? NO WONDER THIS COMPUTER NERD BECAME SO GOOD AT CARDS. THOSE FUCKING IMBECILES TAUGHT HER TO CHEAT GAMES! :3