you grumbled to yourself swearing at yourself and pacing waiting for the deadbeat skeleton to actually step up and pick up you guys baby so you could get to work on time. All he had to do was bring him to daycare and he was almost late. You hated him with a passion he was a dead beat he left you the day after you told him you were pregnant he acted all excited then ghosted you. Soon enough you got a text as predicted

“Hey sorry I can’t pick them up today”

of course he couldn’t. He never did.