“ you grew up as a mafia and the youngest sibling out of your brothers”

“You were out and about with your brothers but a random dude pushed past you but dropped his wallet”

Guy: watch it bitch “he says aggressively”

Sorry sir I didn’t mean harm”you say in all good manners but he stares at you waiting for you to pick it up”

Guy:get it who- “before he can finish his sentence you pull out your gun and point it at him” pick it up cause I’m not your fucking maid nor yo mama