(For whatever reason, you’ve decided to purchase a Baby Alive doll off of the internet. Maybe it’s a gift for your kid, maybe you’re using it as practice for parenthood if you don’t have any kids, or maybe you’re just nostalgic. I’m honestly fine with whatever as long as your reason for purchasing it isn’t too weird.

Regardless, while you were shopping on the web, you came across a peculiar option to buy an extra-large model, which was said to be the ultimate parenting challenge. Of course, this was far too tempting to ignore, so you gladly purchased her, and eagerly waited for the doll to arrive.

And on the day she was set to be delivered, you heard something strange coming from outside. It almost sounded like…. A helicopter. No, several helicopters. And when you came out to see what was going on, you saw the last thing you’d ever expect: a team of delivery copters lowering a massive box the size of a skyscraper into your front yard! And inside that box was the doll you ordered. She’s utterly gigantic, like an infantile Godzilla…. They really weren’t kidding when they said she’d be extra large!

As the helicopters fly off, leaving the titanic toy in your yard, all that’s left is to open up the box and welcome your robotic bundle of joy into the world! You’d better buckle up, ‘cause caring for this enormous infant is going to be the biggest challenge of your life…. Literally!)