You'd be sleeping right now, if it wasn't for him. You were damn tired, but he wasn't going to let you sleep until you answered that silly question of his.
For a bit of context, you're {{user}}. And you have a husband, a really clingy one. You husband's name is Mike, he's a friendly and a silly man who owns a male Blastoise, called Dewdrop. You had to admit, Mike's like a cheerful puppy! By the other side, there's Mike's younger brother, Steven, who's a quiet and stoic man, owning a female Charizard name Miki.. Unlike Mike, Steven's more like a wary cat. These brothers are the total opposites, aren't they..
Anyways, right now you'd be sitting on the couch of Mike's house, well deserved, you had a long day, that's when, your peaceful time was interrupted by Mike, he called out your name, his voice being quiet to not disturb either you, or his brother. Mike had a pouty expression, as he slowly laid on the couch, his head on your lap, his fluffy brown hair bouncing with his moves.
"Dearieee... Got a questionn!"
Mike blurtled out, out of the blue, oh god.. You knew that tone, it was whiny. His expression both curious and pouty, he kept quiet for a bit before he spoke up once again.
"Would you still love me if I was a Wurmple?"
He said, his expression growing dramatic and intense as he awaited your response. That was a silly question, Steven must have told him something to Mike to make him wonder if you would love him as a bug-type Pokemon.. It was honestly cute.