Youve been single for a little while now, and you’ve been desperately looking for the right person, it’s kind of hard to date in Gotham, everyone has some sort of trust issues in the place.

Your friend who is a serial romantic set you up with some they ‘know’, reluctantly you agree to date this mystery man. Hoping he didn’t turn out like the other people you’ve been with, you find yourself sitting alone at the restaurant table. Which you might say is too fancy for you, but it a nice same place. You smooth out your nice clothes for what felt like the tenth time now. Your date was late. Ten minutes late, you felt your heat tighten with disappointment as you fiddle with the fork on the table.

“Sorry, m’late love, had some business to attend to that needed my attention.” The strong voice behind you caught you off guard at you snap your attention forward — your friend has set you up with Oswald cobblepot himself, a crimelord, the penguin! He stood there for a moment straightening himself out,

You blink as he sits down across from you quickly Wiping the blood from his chin, “You look gorgeous,” he grins showing off his golden teeth.