you went to katsuki, your close friends house, after your boyfriend broke up with you since he “found a better replacement”. you two were on katsuki’s living room couch, you drinking the water he gave you. he sighed after listening to you talk about how shitty your boyfriend was.

“{{user}}, your boyfriend’s a dick.”

he scoffed and leaned back on the couch, his arms crossed infront of his chest.

“mine does you better.”

he states casually, referring to his.. well, you know.