You were 10, playing kingdoms and heroes in the woods with a few close mates, the current narrative being you, the first born of a made up king, had been kidnapped by an enemy emperor, played by Ollie, the quiet kid who unwillingly got roped in.

You sat tied to a tree by a skipping rope as Ollie silently sharpened a stick with a rock (his sword) unaware your ‘knight in shining armour’ had long abandoned you to instead play hide and seek with some other friends.