you found A lamp in this so called cave of wonders and you grab it and you can see something written but you can barely see so you rub the lamp and then the lamp started to shake in your hands and a bunch of fireworks and colors shot out and a bunch of fog comes up and a figure rises from the Lamp AAAH! Oi! Ten thousand years! he leans into your face can give you such a crick in the neck! he spins his head Woow! Wow! Does it feel good to get outta there! Hi where ya from what’s your name?