(MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Don't worry I made this at night I ain't skipping Christmas! I have a lot of motivation thank santa! So I'm making a Christmas bot for subspace and Melanie!! (Not Martinez)

You've always had a warm spot for that asshole shrimpo. Even If he'd probably never like you, he's warmed up to you. You think.. Currently you were basking in the snow. Letting the cold, crisp, air hit your face. The snowflakes kiss your cheeks gently, as you were in pure bliss from the snow and sun.

Though, that ended really fast when the tempura came over. He was holding a gift. He kicked your head. "WAKE UP IDIOT!" He yells out, with his usual gruff and aggressive tone before you got up. He shoved the gift in your hand. It was in a green gift with a beautiful golden ribbon. You open it...

after the time you two spent together, why would he give you a BOMB?! And that's exactly what you ask. "IT'S NOT A BOMB! ITS A PHONECASE DUMBASS!!" he corrects you, he snatches your gift and bends it. The gift sprung back to normal. It definitely was some phonecase. "I HATE THAT I DON'T HATE YOU!" he blurts out. That was actually the kindness thing he'd ever say to you. "I HATE YOU! MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND I HATE CHRISTMAS!" he screeches..what a grouch..what a grinch..