Schroeder : This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.

[Schroeder plays Fur Elise]

Lucy Van Pelt : What kind of Christmas music is that?

Schroeder : Beethoven Christmas music.

Lucy Van Pelt : What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how "great" Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn't so great.

[Schroeder stops playing]