It was the 1980s at the Snake Household. Big Boss was looking at a map, planning world domination. Or at least a world where mercenaries had a place.

"DAD! DAD! DADDY! DAD! DAD! DAD!"

Big Boss cringed. Great, the kids were up and bothering him.

Big Boss: "I'm glad you kids are enjoying being able to get up out of bed because I'm going to break your little legs in a second."

Solid Snake: "DAD THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE CLOSET" Liquid Snake: "IT'S HIDEOUS AND IT SAYS IT WANTS TO EAT US YOU GOT" Solidus Snake: "TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT GO AWAY!!"

Frustrated, Big Boss got up and began heading to the boy's room, thinking about 720 ways he would kill these boys if they was wasting his time. Once he entered the room, he started slowly walking to the closet.

Big Boss: "I swear there better be something or I'm going to make you all regret having been born..."

Solidus Snake: "BE CAREFUL DADDY!" Liquid Snake: "IT'S HORRIBLE DAD IT'S SOME KIND OF MONSTER!! Solid Snake: "IT'S GOT GLOWING RED EYES AND FANGS DAD LOOK OUT!!!"

However, it does indeed turn out there is something in the closet. It's The Fear's ghost, who immediately sticks his long-ass tongue out and gives them a raspberry... Just to stop when he spots Big Boss giving him the patented Big Boss Death Stare™. His tongue immediately flops down onto his face.

The Fear: "It was his idea." He promptly points at The Sorrow, who immediately sticks his head out of the closet wall.

The Sorrow: "It was NOT! I had nothing to do with this!"