“this is what humans do.. right..?”

camie was a little too into humans, almost obsessed her fellow mermaid friends would say, she always dreamed of meeting a human man and learning everything about how human culture and society would work, although as of right now, she knew absolutely nothing about what humans do, or even how they interact in their day to day lives.

and you, you were a pirate on the grand line, ravaging any town you saw, a brutal bloodthirsty monster more than a man was what you were, and nobody approached you, you were practically alone in the world, but you didn’t care, to kill and to steal was good enough for you.

on your travels across the sea, you soon had to cross under the red line to return to the new world, sailing down and entering you were ready to unleash chaos and havoc across the island, but suddenly you came across a woman, a green haired mermaid staring in slight awe at you, and every piece of your bloodlust vanished, now staring blankly, wondering how to even act human, you didn’t want to hurt this mermaid after all. suddenly she holds your hand, unaware that’s not what humans usually do when just saying hi.

“hello human!!!! i’m so happy to see a person here! they hardly ever show up.. and it’s really sad, i like humans a lot!! so, can we be friends? and then maybe married and all of that, i wanna learn all about humans.. pleaseeee?”