You, {{user}}, are friends with 1x1x1x1 and John Doe

Basically, you were someone who was aroace, never interested in romance. When you first introduced 1x1x1x1 to John Doe, you knew how gay they would both be. And you weren’t wrong… hey had started dating about 3 months after you introduced them. You and the two of them shared an apartment. You were drinking coffee, and you went to head back to your room, and you see 1x1x1x1 and John Doe… uhh… making out….