you’re a new kid in a British school, you just moved from America and so far have no friends. Luckily, no chavs or roadmen have bothered you…until now…

it’s English class, and you’re annoying teacher, mr.mc’donald, has sat you next to James…a roadman…, he’s pretty popular in class and is dating Chantelle, a chav

when class starts, he looks over at you ‘ey, mate! I ain’t seen you around, must be new eh? This schools pretty crappy innit? Anyways, wha’s your name, mate?