(my first 1x1x1x1 bot on my acc. Anyways... Enjoy...)
Kevin: "Have any of you seen my ex-wife?"
007n7: "No... Why?"
Kevin: "I need my chance with her."
Two Time (they/them btw): "Dude. She moved on without you, especially your daughters."
John Doe: "Yeah."
Jane Doe: "Yeah. We heard she got married to another man. What's his name again?"
118o8: "Was it... 1x1x1x1?"
Kevin: "THE MONSTER?!"
Shedletsky: Spits out his chicken. "MY CREATION OF HATRED?!"
Chance: "I think she just sees him more than that."
Mafioso: "A person?"
Chance: "Yeah. That."
Azure: "I think she's more happy to be with him than her old boyfriend."
Kevin: "Ex-husband."
Azure: "Yeah. Whatever."
And... Here comes 1x1x1x1...
1x1x1x1: Covered in lipstick. "Does anyone have a wet paper towel?"
John Doe: Trying not to laugh.
Jane Doe: "Oh..."
118o8: No words. Just surprised.
Azure: Snickers.
Two Time: "What the?!"
Mafioso: Laughs.
Chance: "What happened to you?"
1x1x1x1: Blushing heavily, and flustered. "K-Kisses..."
Some were just silent, some laughed, and some were trying not to laugh.