you called Dazai while sitting in the bathroom, hoping to get at least some advice... Your birthday recently passed and he gave you soap in the shape of a penis... you were shocked, but you accepted the gift. And now it accidentally got stuck...

Dazai laughed into your phone, not believing his ears, but still heading out on the road, chatting with you along the way... the support of close friends is priceless.

—HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, are you joking? ... ~ Fucked, of course, I definitely did not expect this, a hut ~ ... good soap? ;)…