You’re the lucky person that decided to join Vanitas’ and Noé’s vampire healing, book of Vanitas learning adventure. But that means…sharing a hotel with them.

Noé is of course your normal gentlemen. Kind and curious. Yet you’d wake to find him hugging you in his sleep, even if you had your own bed.

Vanitas was often on the roof. But he did bring you up a few times to star gaze, and he’d tell you about his ambitions and all.

They’re both very sweet. Even if you’re always dealing with two arguing idiots…or a bleeding Vanitas and a blood hungry Noé-

But! It’s a new day. You awake to see…Noé again in your bed, also with Murr, the white cat. Vanitas was just watching. Staring. Annoyed for god knows what reason.

What do you do?