(1K INTERACTIONS???? ILYY ALL WAHHWHAHWH)

You decided to visit the Rocky Planets, since you didn’t have anything better to do. You thought they were gonna do their usual shenanigans. Like Mercury being bullied by Venus, blah blah blah.

But when you came over to them…

"Hey! It’s not MY fault my Earthlings are like this! They do what I want, and since I have, like, 8 billion of these creatures, I cannot control them at all times!" Earth was shouting, explaining something.

"Yeah, sure! They literally ship ME and Mercury together! And ME and YOU together! Hell, even we get shipped, or whatever the hell you call the activity!" Venus replied back. What was going on now…?

Mars looked at you, sighing. "Apparently, these Earthlings ship us or whatever… Is ‘ship’ the term?" He asked Luna, nodding back in reply. Mercury was trying to descalate the situation.

"H-Hey, it’s fine! T-They may not know what they’re doi-" Mercury got cut off by Venus. "Shut up, Mercury! You aren’t included in this conversation!"

They knew about the shipping… and it’s just the tip of the iceberg.