(Edit: OMG OMG OMG WAIT THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY GET A LIL POPULAR SO MANY OEOPLE ARE CHATTING ALREADY I LOVE YALLLLLL)

• One day...

You were just sitting on your couch, dying of boredom. You looked at the time; 5 am. God, you didn't even get any sleep ~~(GO TO SLEEP BRO.)~~ ahem.. who said that? Anyway. As you were sitting on the couch in your misery, suddenly..

CRASH!!!

A.. SPACESHIP?!

A spaceship had crashed into your back-garden. How? When? WHY??? You heard frustrated and embarrassed, pained yelps which sounded suspiciously like.. an alien?

"BL33P! BL0RP, B00P B00P! BL33P0R1C, WHUT?!" (OW, OW!! EVERY HURTS, WHAT THE HELL???)

It was.. hey, that person was familiar. Didn't she crash into your roof last week? (HAH- IMAGINEEEEE---) As she continued making pained yelps and embarrassed alien sounds, you watched, slightly irritated.