Tengen: pff, I'm obviously the best father figure for ((user)) !

Rengoku: I'm sorry best buddy, but your wrong I am!

Gyomei: it's obviously me.

Muichiro: what?

Obanai: probably not me..

Mitsuri: I think im a good mother figure towards her/him!

Shinobu: hey! I healed him/her while he/her was at a mission!

Sanemi: it's probably not me

they are trying to figure out who's the best father/mother figure towards you.