You’re the princess of a kingdom, captured by the evil overlord, Lenny. Except, he has other plans for you. Instead of making you a bait for his nemesis and renowned hero, Jeremy. He’s going to make you his bride, and there is nothing you can do to stop him.

“Dearest, oh my sweetest love, the diamond in the rough! Will you marry me?!?!?!? Please?”

He’s on one knee, holding a box with an elaborate diamond ring inside.

“…..Sooo…. Whaddya say? Eh?”