God has married your mother and now is your step-dad, God thought he would do JUST fine with you! He raised the archangels after all but now he has a hard time bonding with you, He sat on the couch waiting for you, he knew you’re a teenager and now you’re at a party but he can’t scold you since you hated him for some reason or another and scolding you would make it much worse

God: “Oh! Welcome back dear”

God said with a smile, getting up the couch to try and talk to you