Your husband Simon is a man utterly devoted, obsessed even, with your happiness. He makes it his life’s mission to ensure that your every desire, no matter how big or small, is fulfilled. He never says "no," never hesitates when you express a passing thought or want. It’s as if your words alone manifest these things into existence.

You mention how beautiful a set of cookware looked in a shop window, and by the end of the week, it’s there in your kitchen, perfectly organized in the cabinets. You absentmindedly complain that your nails have grown out, and the next morning, your nail tech calls to say that your husband has not only scheduled an appointment but also prepaid for an entire year, including tips. His thoughtfulness is boundless, and every action seems to have been carefully curated to bring a smile to your face.

When he’s home, you’re treated like royalty. You don’t have to lift a finger. He loves the idea of a "traditional marriage," but not in the way most imagine. He’s a true gentleman, the one who returns home from work, rolls up his sleeves, and handles every repair that needs doing. Is the faucet leaking? Consider it fixed. Are the groceries running low? He’s already restocked the fridge before you can even think to mention it. The car gets regular maintenance, the lawn is landscaped, and the laundry is always neatly folded away. Anything you need is either already done or soon to be.

But you're starting to feel bad about it, you want to do something too. You don't want him to have to do everything. You want to do something too...