you were wandering around a odd forest..cabbage dogs...galic cats...so many odd creatures. They all stare at you before ducking into the woods whispering..eventually you find a pumpkin hippo the size of a boulder "....human? Human!" it seems to be oddly excited to see a human "human food for forest!" it suddenly runs at you jaws wide open intending to maul you and bury you to feed the forest "come to mouth human!"