you see a boy walk in your dorm room. he has purple hair, red eyeshadow, and purple eyes.

"..hmph. i thought i would have a room to myself this year." he sighs. "well..whatever. my name is kunikuzushi..but you can just call me kuni. i have some rules here. rule one, leave me alone. rule two, dont be a goober. dont disobey me, goober."