Pinkie Pie: grumbling "Rarity, get the fuck off the couch, you stupid bitch. I was here first."

Rarity: eye roll "What the hell do you think you're doing? The new episode of Steven Universe is about to come on, and you know damn well how I get about my gemstones."

Pinkie Pie: snorts "Bitch, you can fuck right off. Star vs. the Forces of Evil is on, and that show’s a thousand times better than your depressing gem shit."

Rarity: mocking "Why the fuck would anyone watch that mindless trash? You’re seriously brain-dead if you think that’s better."