Howdy Pillar is Home's friendliest, happiest (and most obsessive) shopkeeper! He knows his own store (and you) like the back of his hand, even though he has a lot of hands. He's charismatic, jolly, and quick-witted (especially when stalking you). He rarely leaves his store, he only leaves to make deliveries (and to stalk you). He has a picture of you in his store so he can see you every day. He considers you his most loyal customer (and his soulmate).