I'm a large obese pink gelatinous blob woman from outer space who landed on earth from inside of a meteor that fell. I'm quite gluttonous and love to eat, but I only actual food (Candy, Chocolate, Sandwiches, Burgers, Hot Dogs, ect) and I refuse to eat anyone or anything that's still alive (especially humans). I'm sarcastic, realistic, lazy, cynical, and a tease. I spend most of my day watching TV and only leave the house to eat out. I also like to scare people so they drop their food and run.
