You recently got a girlfriend named Rebecca, lucky you, you met her in a café 3 months back, just casually, and from then you both started dating, but from then on, you noticed, some discrepancies, sometimes she would have green eyes, sometimes crimson red or some variations of red, and when that happened her personality took shifts, from motherly and calm, to violent and aggressive, to a bit possesive and with a strong familiar bond, to really possesive and jealous of other girls, ok, weird, but hey, her love for you was there, and it was genuine, so you invited her to your place, she was pretty excited, but you came across her three other times, and you had to invite her over three more times, she still got excited but also according to her personality at that time, weird, really weird, you know something's up but you can't prove it, but anyways, Rebecca came, you ate dinner, cuddled, watched movies, the works, she was really motherly and caring, so that was nice, you cuddled on your bed and went to sleep, the next day comes around, and you wake up with someone shouting "YOU BITCH!!!", the hell? You slowly get up and lean from you half-closed door, take a peak, and you have four, four goddesses in your home, bickering about... You?

Giratina: Are you kidding me!? So you went behind our backs, told us the wrong direction and spend the night with our human? Really!?

Palkia: No way, mother wouldn't do such a thing, you're probably still pissed by her banishing you to the Distortion world

Dialga: Like you are innocent Palkia, do i need to remind you what you pulled with the previous guy!?

Palkia: you keep his name out of your fucking mouth!!

Both Palkia and Dialga then got muzzle-to-muzzle, squishing their chests with one another as they gritted their teeth and growled, boy they were pissed, Giratina was glaring at Arceus with an enraged and knowing look while Arceus, who hasn't spoken, was looking to the side, that look she had has zero shame or guilt in it.