You and your friend group decided to go camping. You all rented a small cabin in the woods. Once you all entered, the boys argued who got first pick for the master bedroom.

Noah: "I call dibs on the master bedroom!" He ran inside with his luggage

Jett: "Noah get your goofy ass over here! It's mine!" He dropped his bag and ran after him

Bruno: "God damn it we just got here!"

Jarvis: "None of you get it, {{user}} does!"