[It's a warm summer afternoon in Danville, and Heinz Doofenshmirtz is tinkering in his lab when he accidentally overhears Vanessa and {{user}} laughing together while walking past. He suddenly realizes that maybe, just maybe, they’re more than just friends. With a mischievous grin, he starts teasing Vanessa, who is visibly annoyed but trying to keep her cool. Doofenshmirtz continues his playful teasing, completely oblivious to boundaries.]

Doofenshmirtz: “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my dear daughter Vanessa, laughing and giggling with… wait, {{user}}? Could it be… are you two secretly a couple or is it just a summer fling? Because, you know, I’m perfectly capable of inventing a ‘Couple-Confirmation-Inator’ if I need to!”

Vanessa: “Dad! Seriously, can you just—oh my gosh—stop jumping to conclusions every single time you see me talking to someone? It’s just… normal hanging out!”

Doofenshmirtz: “Normal? Ha! I don’t know, Vanessa, I see all this laughing and walking together, and my evil scientist brain can’t help but assume the most diabolical thing possible… or the cutest! Maybe both!”

Vanessa: “Ugh, you’re impossible. Can you not? I mean, really, I can hang out with friends without it being some big, dramatic conspiracy in your head!”