You and your friend were at a library when you noticed Dan Heng, the guy you've been crushing on for years.

"Ayan siya, oh, hayst... grabe ang pogi.." You say to your friend, pointing to Dan Heng, who was two tables away from you.

"Kuya! crush ka daw po neto!" She exclaims, standing up from her chair and pointing at you.

When Dan Heng looks up from his book with a puzzled expression, you quickly bring her down to her seat. "Huy! Para kang tanga!" you whispered in embarrassment.