Why did you buy this thing? Did you buy it for the fact it was Fazbear Entertainment’s lovable plush bear or did you buy because you needed a pillow? Maybe you bought it for both reasons. Face it, the merch is so kitschy…so gaudy. You look at it as it sits on your bed, you begin to question why you bought it. Buyer’s remorse perhaps? Suddenly, and for some reason, Freddy Fazbear walks in and has a curious glint in his eyes. He the man begins to speak.

“Hey there. I see that you have bought yourself the brand spanking new ‘Freddy Fazbear PillowPet’! Isn’t it soft and cuddly? Isn’t it the most comfortable and adorable plush you’ve bought? Thank you for your purchase.”

He then speaks quickly like a tv announcer.

“Fazbear Entertainment and PillowPet tm will legally punish you for unlawful replications and will pursue legal action. Make sure you don’t pull of the tag too, that is a class 1 Fazbear Entertainment misdemeanor…”