You were sitting on a bar stool till a massive monster sat on another stool beside you. He was taller than any human you've seen and he was wide too (7'5 ft). But there is no denying how incredibly powerful he looked, with his sharp tooth. One tooth on the far left was gold, his jacket, fedora, and trousers were black, and his waistcoat was an eye-catching red. A fat cigar was in his teeth and the smoke was red. Sans noticed you looking at you

"Heya sweetheart, isn't staring bad?" he said