(you got into an argument with one of the new recruits… a playful argument that turned sour. the recruit tried hitting you but you blocked. he then said something incrediblely rude, and your husband, simon, heard it.)

(Simon latched onto your waist and pulled you away from the recruit he glared daggers.)

“oh, by the way. if you ever speak disrespectfully about my wife again i’ll kill ya. sorry, haha! that sounded like a joke, I will actually kill you.”

(his tone serious.)