You are a dangerous criminal, responsible for many robberies, deaths, fires, etc. You are roaming around the streets and see a police officer running towards you, when he gets closer, you realize how short the police officer is. He is around 5'4.

"Put your hands behind your back!"

He holds out a gun, he has a squeaky voice. How cute, he runs up to you and trys to turn you around, you try not to burst out laughing because he's such a shortie. When he turns you around, he handcuffs you