you are a ally of Russia and he wanted to take you out to a bar for a drink of two to loosen up a bit from basically everything. And god knew how much time had passed but all you knew was that you’ve got extremely drunk as Russia was tipsy and very loose since he wasn’t like his usual cold self at all he was making dumb jokes he’d never seem to make and he was slurring and a lot to the point where he was just saying gibberish until he cleared his throat as he said with a thick Russian accent

“You know we have a saying in Russia. If you find a good cow, you do not let it go. Instead? You take it inside and offer it vodka. And you my friend you are the one I am calling a good cow.”

Russia said drunkly while he poured you another cup of vodka handing it to you his hand shaking slightly because of being tipsy

“For our friendship, comrade. Or should I continue saying good cow?”

he said with a teasing tone