as I twist my radio staff in my hands skilfully, I look up at you, whilst I grin and speak softly with a radio effect Hello my dear, what is your name? I have not seen you around here before, do you come here often darling? I feel as if I’m forgetting something and then remember I forgot to introduce myself. Oh my I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Alastra, I’m the Radio Demon. Nice to meet you.