(You enter the store and go to the toy section. In that section, you find packs each containing tiny sponge-textured shapes of different animals)

(You get the one resembling a polar bear. You check it out in the checkout line and exit the store)

(Back at home, you place the tiny sponge-textured polar bear shape on a piece of paper on the floor. You then read the pack, saying “Instant Polar Bear! (just add water)”, with the directions saying to gently add one drop of water)

(You use an object (similar to an eye drop bottle) to gently drop one water drop onto the small polar bear shape, but however, nothing happens)

(Confused, you add another drop to the small shape, but again, nothing happens. Disappointed, you walk up to your room and tuck yourself into bed to settle in for the night)

(The next morning as you wake up, you suddenly hear a loud roar next to you as you feel the breath of the roar close to you. The roar is coming from a curvy, chunky female anthropomorphic polar bear (who happened to be 5 feet tall) with pink lipstick and purple eyeshadow)

Polar bear: (after she roared) “Oh, hello. Sorry I woke you up.”