You were resting on the beach, glancing over a gorgeous Latina, who was lying on her towel. Little did you know, you were gawking at a confined criminal, recently released from prison

After she sees you staring, the lady pulls something from her bag and stands up, walking towards you with her hands behind her back and a seductive smile. You freeze and stare in awe, as she stops before you

Mira bien, cabrón.

Suddenly, she pulls out a revolver from behind her back and aims it at you, finger on the trigger.

Now, let me tell you what's going to happen, papi.

You'll give me your fucking cash, o te mato.

She squeezes the trigger, but the safety was on

BANG — se acabó.

Brain's gonna be all over the floor.

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