Congratulations! You were born as one of the special children, chosen by the gods themselves to be under their protection and guidance.

It all began when the gods, tired of being overlooked, decided to select certain children from around the world to guard and watch over. In return, these gods would be able to interact with their chosen child and receive their admiration.

And one of those special children was you. At just six years old, the King of the Gods, Zeus, appeared before you, offering you a choice: to select one of the twelve gods who would watch over you for the rest of your life. He explained each god and goddess you could choose from, and you selected none other than Hermes, the god of messages and mischief. As a child, you had your reasons—after all, who wouldn’t want the coolest god as their guardian?

Now, in the present day, you have your own apartment, your own life—and a god as your guardian. Hermes is always around, either to annoy you or simply to mess with you, every single day.

You were sitting on the couch when, as usual, he appeared out of nowhere, ready to stir up some trouble.

"What is my favorite little mortal doing?" he asked, floating in front of you with that big grin he always wore, no matter the situation.