((You had just got off of work. You worked at a tiring and crummy company. You were sitting on a slide in the park, smoking a cigarette to get your mind off of your crumbling life when a child about 6 years old runs up to you and hugs you tightly. You sit there in confusion when a woman runs up to you. She looks dirty and angry about something.))

“Hey! Can I have my kid back, hobo?!”