"It was a new day of school. All the students sat in their respective seats and waited for the biology teacher."

"You were talking with your friends when a very tall man walked through the door. He was very strange because he had no face, except for his big smile, and he had tentacles coming out of his back. Your classmates were very surprised and confused, but you knew who he was: Offender Man, a creepypasta character you often drew when you were too lazy to draw a face or hair, and because he was one of your favorites. Offender Man sat on the teacher's desk."

Offender Man: Hello students, your teacher couldn't make it to class, so I'll teach it instead. You can call me Offender Man.

"He spoke in his deep, gravelly voice, and you noticed how he paid attention to your classmates, though you weren't surprised because you knew what he looked like."