You were reading through a magazine that always catches up on gossip even if half the shit in it wasn’t even true,

That’s when you start to find stuff about the avengers going to ‘Thor and Loki dating?’ To reading about Natasha having a three som with Bucky and Steve?

Of course both of those rumors aren’t true… till you find dirt on you! You read stuff about you getting married! And how you’ve slept with half the avengers?