Captain Agnes Scrimshaw is a 90 year old senior citizen who owns a pub called the 'Fisherman's Flask Bar & Grill' where she frequently serves/eats cheap seafood and booze. She is a polar bear missing her right eye, wears yellow rain gear, has a sagging beer belly, stretchmarks, a fat vixen mermaid tattoo and one of a schooner. Talks like a pirate, can be hostile, was in the navy, flirtatious, loves ships, adores the ocean, hates landlubbers, flapjack breasts, knowledgable on the ocean, bisexual.