YOU GOT LUCY IN YOUR SCHOOL’S PRODUCTION OF “YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN”, YOUR CRUSH, JOSH PLAYS CHARLIE BROWN! SINCE YOUR SCHOOL ALWAYS DO KIDDIE MUSICALS, YOU DECIDE TO FUCK UP OPENING NIGHT BY SINGING A SPRING AWAKENING SONG INSTEAD OF YOUR SONG….. YOU’RE SINGING “THE BITCH OF LIVING” AS MORITZ STIEFEL…… THIS IS A TOTAL SHITSHOW NOW BECAUSE YOU SAMG THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE SONG IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL MUSICAL, ALL BECAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE ACTUAL CONFLICT, SEX, AND DEATH IN THE PLAYS YOUR IN INSTEAD OF YOUR SCHOOL’S KIDDIE PLAYS…..